Inside the house, he’s sweet, furry, and cute:
But let him outside, and he begins implementing his “CEP,” or, “Chipmunk Eradication Program. As he rips the poor creature to shreds, and then proudly leaves its disemboweled carcass at my door step, I scream, “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SWEET KITTY CAT?”
Then I remind myself, he is only living true to his natural instincts.
Just be glad I didn’t include a picture of the rodent remnants on here. One person scarred for life is quite enough.
Revenge is best served cold. That was payback for Puff the Hairless Ball.