I have been wallowing in trash bags. Like a crazy, doped up fool, I volunteered to run my kids’ school fundraiser this year. We sold trash bags.
Yep. That’s right. Trash Bags. In fact, these trash bags.
For three days straight I have been sitting at a table waiting for people to come by and pick up their orders. I am heartily sick of white, yellow and blue.
Need any trash bags? Call me. I can hook you up in a jiffy.
In the mean time, I might just suffocate from all the plastic. At least the blue one is big enough to bury an average size adult in.